February 2012
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Adding to this over exposed Willow Smith saying life is stressful right now, I’d like to add: My sister is 11, like one month younger than Willow. My sister barely knows what stress is, how life can possibly be hard so far. But, my sister isn’t a successful business person. My sister doesn’t have a lot of people either praising her, nor disgracing her. She doesn’t have the...
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I haven’t played mario kart in a while, so I think it necessary to brush upon my mad skillz for future challenges I wish to partake in.
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
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Wow what a beautiful day today! The sun is shining, the breeze is gentle, the birds are chirping in harmony, the sky is incredibly clear.
What a great day to stay in my room all day and play video games in complete darkness while I pig out on Doritos.
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